50 Shades of Grey’ Writer May Nab $5M For Movie Rights

50 Shades of Grey’ Writer May Nab $5M For Movie Rights
That’s it. I’m becoming a writer. If this piece of shit literotica can get $5 million, I can sure as hell get $20...
fuckyeahohnotheydidnt I read this scene today and gasped out loud. I’m also reading this at work, which can get awkward....
God, that last comment! “What at the scene. What at the writing style…What is my wasted life?” I was behind not one, but...
Actual excerpt of the tampon scene in
Laffing and crying at the same time.
judging by the excessive use of ellipsis, Ed O’Brien wrote this
I’m not surprised there’s a movie deal. People have been asking for that it at work for months, and when we finally got...
Also, what brand of tampon has a blue string? The reaction comments are why I love ONTD so much.
OH MY GOD
lol the fuck im doin not writing more fan fiction if this is all it takes….this must be some fake mess
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lol I submitted this.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, YOU DON’T THROW TAMPONS IN THE TOILET, IT CLOGS UP THE PIPES. Oh. I guess...
What the hell did I just read?
this is a sick world we live in, i tell you what
Oh man…the tampon scene…jfc I wanted to run the other way when I read this part.
oh my god