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Happy Valenstans Day, ONTD!

Happy Valenstans Day, ONTD!

Anthony.
Pick-up lines and low standards.
Queen Travolta
lol damn
A quality death.
Try harder.
Spidey’s not down with your fake boyfriend
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/71319957.html?thread=12562067861#t12562067861

“Here are the best insults (so far…):1) “don’t feel bad for him, he’s a perfect 10. on his home planet.”2) “a man who jerks off in libraries”.3) “Old World Handsome”.4) “something people studied in Victorian times in a cage”5) “lol. dis amphibian.”We need to save this for future generations…”

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Here are the best insults (so far…):

1) “don’t feel bad for him, he’s a perfect 10. on his home planet.”
2) “a man who jerks off in libraries”.
3) “Old World Handsome”.
4) “something people studied in Victorian times in a cage”
5) “lol. dis amphibian.”

We need to save this for future generations…

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Breaking Rob/Total Eclipse of the Heart/Liberty Walk/Kristmas in July ‘12?
This scandal needs a name. Be sure to vote in ONTD’s poll by 11 AM EST today ;)

Breaking Rob/Total Eclipse of the Heart/Liberty Walk/Kristmas in July ‘12?

This scandal needs a name. Be sure to vote in ONTD’s poll by 11 AM EST today ;)

Miley’s tattoos, again.
Miley getting tattoos removed?
The Furby is back…